Lake Flaccid

Hello. I’m blowing some dust off the ol’ blog. It’s been more than a year since I posted anything, so this picture seems a good place to re-start. It was taken at Hentique Hot Springs, Tianmu Lake, a couple of hours outside Shanghai. I thoroughly recommend it. Free Crocs, pretty Chinese girls fussing over you,…

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Consent

There’s some required reading for this post – or at least some required scanning. Read this. “….to end the persecution of old men.” Yeah, the old men. Like THEY’RE the victims in this. What I was hoping might be an informed and objective discussion on the age of consent simply isn’t. Perhaps it isn’t a…

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La Freak Smut Cinema

I’m not going to lie. I’d had a shitty day. Work was hard, trains are twats, I’m flat broke 8 days into the month, and when I tried to get the few pennies I had remaining out of a cash machine in Hoxton, it ate my card and cheerily told me to go fuck myself…

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Condom Condemnation

Four and a half years ago during a jolly jaunt to Cameroon, Poop Bendydick XVI stated that the use of condoms in Sub-Saharan Africa, in which an estimated 22 million people are infected with HIV and AIDs, was promoting promiscuity. To prevent the disease spreading, the Poop and the Catholic church advocated celibacy and abstinence…

Eveready_Harton cartoon

Eveready Harton

Sometimes, just every now and then, you stumble on something so wonderfully unique that it seems almost anachronous – like, it doesn’t suit the time from which it emerged. Eveready Harton is one such example. Eveready Harton is a cartoon produced in 1928-29 for the private party of a noted and pioneering cartoonist by the…

The Lelo Tiani

Lelo Vs We-Vibe… FIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

The sex toy industry, like every other industry, is subject to in-fighting, bitchiness, one-upmanship and unnecessary legal wrangling. Right now, Lelo and We-vibe are going all Apple Vs Samsung in a rather ugly way – and one of these parties is behaving particularly Applesque. This is interesting to me because, to the best of my…